Developer Hoodie
It's 3 AM. The server is hitching, a player just found another dupe exploit, and your F8 console is a waterfall of red. You stare at the sv_main.lua you've been debugging for six hours, take a deep breath, and whisper the FiveM developer's prayer: "I hate it here."
This hoodie is for that moment.
It’s not about hating Lua; it’s about the quiet acceptance that comes with chasing a nil value that only one player can reproduce. It's a badge of honor for every time you've had to say "clear your cache," every resource you've had to restart, and every server owner who wanted a "quick" feature that violates the laws of time and space.
Wear it with pride. You've earned it.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Protocol Studios
- Email: contact@support.protocolrp.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa. Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Developer Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.75
|
22 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
M
|
28.75
|
23 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
L
|
29.75
|
24.75
|
24.25
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
26
|
24.25
|
|
2XL
|
31.75
|
27.25
|
25 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32.75
|
28.25
|
27
|
